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I finally finished watching How I Met Your Mother.

That shit was fucked up, yo, and those writers better miss a lot of sleep each night.

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

There’s a very real possibility that I may find a way to bring these up at work…

(via hedbed)

boxingbemo:

il-tenore-regina:

shakeshack:

Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS IN THE BRAINS OF EVERY FUCKING NYC TOURIST AND NEWCOMER. 

Aren’t these just basic rules for living in a busy city? They don’t just apply to nyc

This also applies to the U of M campus.

(via jocosejoni)

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I'll steal your veggies.

Anonymous asked: I always thought you were straight, now your blog's filled with 1D & Korean twinks & I'm beginning to wonder... do those who sit on yr d*ck have d*cks themselves?

gunnarolla:

OPEN YOUR MIND, ANON. 1D IS HILARIOUS AND KPOP IS THE BEST EVER. SMH AT YOUR STEREOTYPES AND HETERONORMATIVE IDEOLOGY.

EVERYONE IS WELCOME ON MY D*CK ESPECIALLY IN THE SUMMER WE CAN HAVE MELONS AND SAUSAGES

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

(I would go in a hot second, just to go with a friend and have giggles.)

(via jocosejoni)

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Question time!

Identical twins - if they have the same DNA, looks, and fingerprints (because they’re identical) and they have grown up together in the same environment, how do they have different voices?

It’s almost like the second dino is the vegan in the friendship.

It’s almost like the second dino is the vegan in the friendship.

(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees)

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Let me take your photo!

ashli-aaron-art:

Over the course of the next week, I need up to 5 folks who will agree to let me take their photo in front of their computers. Text/tweet/message me if you’re down.

This means you jocosejoni and bluestormgeo for sure. I’ve already gotten kai-myers. Maybe even a couple shot of mvrblahblah and Cody would be cool?

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

(via wilwheaton)

gaaraofsburbia:

cannibalfuckface:

I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there

Are you saying it isn’t

gaaraofsburbia:

cannibalfuckface:

I thought I was looking at some surreal art for a second there

Are you saying it isn’t

(Source: wildsofpennsylvania, via bluestormgeo)

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ashli-likes-your-veggies:

slugbooks:

That moment when…

So, basically, where I’m at right now with this essay.

Update: I’m not doing the essay.  Gonna make a B in this class without ittttttttt.

ashli-likes-your-veggies:

slugbooks:

That moment when…

So, basically, where I’m at right now with this essay.

Update: I’m not doing the essay.  Gonna make a B in this class without ittttttttt.

(via mvrblahblah)

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slugbooks:

That moment when…

So, basically, where I’m at right now with this essay.

slugbooks:

That moment when…

So, basically, where I’m at right now with this essay.

(via as-per-usual)

archmasterjazzy:

dontneedfeminism:

locsgirl:

sillysj:

locsgirl:

plebcomics:

continue to circle around the issue and accuse all men of being rapists or potential rapists until they kill themselves

This comic is such bullshit.

The issue is not that men get raped and women don’t care, the issue is that anytime women talk about rape, men want to butt in and silence women with “But men get raped toooooo” instead of starting their own damn conversations.

Way to demonize women for no reason and spread lies.

Um…no. 

Sorry but the idea that rape is and can only be a one gender issue if fucking ridiculous. What this comic is saying is that when ever the issue of rape comes up, and how we can prevent it or help victim’s and what not many people focus almost exclusively on women and how it effects women and what we can do to help women. That’s stupid because rape does not discriminate nor should we. We can’t, as human beings, sit there and favor one gender over the other when it comes to this crime. We can’t act like one needs more help over the other, that one is more important and more deserving of care, love and compassion. 

Men want to ‘butt in’ because they need to. They need to force themselves into the public view just to be noticed. NO ONE brushes off rape accusations when it’s made by a woman. No self respecting person that is (because I’m sure their are horrible stories of it but they are a vast minority).

If there is a rape culture…it’s a rape culture that belittles and effects men. Not women. Because 9 times out of 10 THIS is what men are told when they even attempt to bring up this issue. 

You are MISSING THE POINT.

The overwhelming majority of rape victims are WOMEN AND GIRLS.

The overwhelming majority of rapists are MEN.

It’s funny how wrong you can get in just 3 sentences.

40% of Rapist are Women
40+ Empirical Studies Showing the Prevalence of Sexual Violence by Women
Facts on Male Rape
Men and Women are Equally the Victims of Rape
Are Men Raped More Then Women?

Yes, rape happens to men and boys and it’s terrible when it does and they deserve support too.  However, interrupting a discussion about female rape victims to make it about men is a fucked up and evil thing to do.  That is why the comic is bullshit and why you missed the point entirely.

When that discussion completely ignores that men are victims of rape at equal rates, much like you’ve done, no, it’s not an evil thing to do. The evil thing to do would be to allow that discussion to continue without correcting it.

Most of the time when men bring up male victims of rape, they’re not having their own discussions, they’re doing it to silence women, to take the focus off of women, and make everything about themselves.

Because rape is not a gendered issue, and should not be treated as such.

Rape culture is derailing women talking about rape with “But men get raped tooooooooooooooo!”

No, no it’s not.

The man in this comic could have easily started his own dialogue about male victims of rape, but he didn’t.  Instead he interrupted the woman, and that’s exactly what men usually do.  Then the woman is portrayed in a sexist way as a raving bitch who doesn’t care about anyone but herself, which is exactly how women are always portrayed anytime they don’t cut off any discussion about themselves to make it all about men.

If you’re going to talk about resources for rape survivors, and you’re going to claim that you’re for any kind of equality, then it is your obligation to make the discussion as equal as possible. Which means that you should include male rape survivors in that discussion.

Next time people think Pleb is just making strawmen in her comics, look at the comments. 

(via bluestormgeo)